Love Has Fireworks - Juncheng Side Story

Juncheng Side Story: Mom, I’ll Never Play Online Games Again

Juncheng had assembled a set of gear in the game that was renowned throughout the entire server, but unfortunately, due to the meddlesome hands of the black-hearted Li Yifei, it was casually gifted to some random passerby in the game.

Juncheng was devastated; he only had enough time to clearly see that the person who received his gear was named "Thinking Half the Night for a Lousy Name" in the game.

He swore to completely cut ties with that jerk Li Yifei for ten thousand years.

That set of gear had cost him all of his phone credit; it was the apple of his eye, and he couldn't bear to abandon it. So, he tried every means to contact "Thinking Half the Night for a Lousy Name," attempting to use reason and sentiment to get the gear back.

However, the other party was extremely difficult to deal with and told him righteously: "A person must have principles; for instance, you cannot ask for back what you have given, and you cannot give what has been asked for."

He asked what the hell that nonsense meant, and the other party explained: "It means that once you give someone something, out of morality, you cannot ask for it back, otherwise you are shameless; even if you decide to be shameless and insist on getting it back, the recipient is under no obligation to return it."

Juncheng knelt. He thought he was usually shameless enough, but he hadn't expected to meet someone here who deserved an even greater superlative.

He was truly nauseated to the point of internal injury and vomiting blood by the person's self-righteous face. He couldn't help but recall that famous college entrance exam fill-in-the-blank line: "Water too clear has no fish, a person too shameless is invincible."

Since asking directly didn't work, he decided to change his strategy and try a different approach.

For example, playing the pity card.

He typed furiously, bitterly begging "Lousy Name": "Big Brother, do you know that for this gear, I sold everything I had and even mortgaged my house! If my mom finds out, she won't just disown me; she’ll kick me out of the house without even leaving me a pair of boxers! She is that ruthless! Since I’m bankrupt and have nowhere to go, if you don't return the gear to me, wouldn't that be too inhumane?"

"Lousy Name" quickly replied with a line in the chat box: "If—and I’m saying if—what you said is true, then you are indeed quite pitiful. However, your parents are even more pitiful to have such a spendthrift child. But then again, no matter how pitiful you are, we are strangers, so I don’t think I have any obligation to be 'humane' toward you."

Juncheng wanted to cry. The person on the other side was not only thick-skinned and a rascal, but also completely impervious to reason.

He looked at the level of that character and sneered inwardly. To be at such a low level and still hogging his advanced weapons—it simply made him laugh uncontrollably! With her level, she would need to grind at least another seventy or eighty levels to even barely use that gear.

After thinking about it, he decided to change his strategy again.

He typed a paragraph into the chat box: "My dear Brother Lousy Name, let me tell you something from the heart. Look at your level; you can’t even use my gear even if you keep it. How about this: you return the gear to me, and I’ll take you to grind levels—what do you think?"

On the computer screen, after "Lousy Name" was silent for a while, a line appeared in the chat box: "Seeing as you’re so pitiful, and I’m not an unreasonable person, how about this: you take me to level up, and for every ten levels, I’ll return one piece of gear."

Juncheng was filled with reluctance, using all sorts of Beijing-style curses in front of the computer screen at that faceless, rascal, little scumbag on the monitor, but the words he typed out with his fingers were filled with flattery: "No problem! Then it's a deal, brother! Whoever goes back on their word will never find a wife for the rest of their life! Oh brother, you’ve finally given me a bit of leeway and let me see a glimmer of hope to survive. Thank you!"

On the computer screen, "Lousy Name" slowly replied with three words: "You're welcome." A few seconds later, three more words popped up on the screen, "It's fate!"

Juncheng felt a mouthful of blood surge up.

He yelled at the screen with reddened eyes: "Fate my foot! I’m forcing myself to be hypocritical, and you actually have the nerve to shamelessly play along! Wait until I get the gear back, and see if I don’t hack you into a paralytic every day! Want to level up? Pfft, wait until your next life!"

For the sake of the gear, Juncheng had to suppress his temper and squeeze out the little remaining selfless humanity he had to lead Comrade "Thinking Half the Night for a Lousy Name" to level up together.

He initially thought that such a small account must be a newbie who had just started playing the game, and that taking them might be exhausting, but he didn't expect that besides having a talent for collecting others' gear, "Lousy Name" also had a talent for playing the game.

It took him only one-third of the time he had anticipated to lead "Lousy Name" up ten levels.

On the day she hit the ten-level mark, Juncheng was very excited; he could finally retrieve one of his precious little treasures.

He was full of anticipation, imagining the scene of his invincible, beautiful armor returning to his handsome and imposing physique.

However, the ideal was plump, but reality was miserable. The first piece of gear "Lousy Name" returned to him was not his invincible, beautiful armor, but a boot.

And it was only one boot.

Juncheng looked at that one-half of a pair of boots and almost cried.

"Big brother, can you even play like this? You could at least return the pair to me! Can you even dismantle a boot to return it?!" he typed furiously.

The other party replied with an extremely cold word: "Yes."

Juncheng: "You can't do this!"

"Lousy Name": "Level up another ten levels, and I’ll return the other one."

Juncheng typed with increased force: "Damn! I’ve never seen a man as petty as you!"

"Lousy Name": "Is this attitude of yours truly how you want to beg for your gear back?"

Juncheng gnashed his teeth and swung his fists at the screen.

You little brat, just wait until I get all the gear back, and see if I don't hack you to death a thousand times a day! Want to level up? Keep dreaming!

For the sake of the other half of the shoe and other wonderful gear, Juncheng had to patiently suppress his temper and continue leading "Lousy Name" to level up.

"Lousy Name" worked very hard, and she leveled up super fast. Juncheng sometimes felt that this child truly had talent and potential for gaming, and he struggled with whether he should set aside past grievances and cultivate this person properly. Once trained, he would no longer need to beg that jerk Li Yifei to help him fight guild battles.

However, because "Lousy Name" played the game a bit too hard—even more obsessively than he had when he first encountered online games—Juncheng began to be a bit puzzled by her motivation for playing.

He asked "Lousy Name": "Why the hell are you so obsessed with playing this game? Do your family members know you're in this state of forgetting to eat and sleep?"

"Lousy Name" also asked him in return: "What about you? What the hell is your reason?"

Juncheng, not realizing that the direction of his question had been reversed, answered sincerely: "Because of passion!"

"Lousy Name" paused and also answered him: "I am the exact opposite of you; I do it because of hatred."

Her answer left Juncheng unable to figure it out even after mobilizing all his intelligence.

"Why hatred? You play with such enthusiasm even with hatred; are you schizophrenic?"

But "Lousy Name" stopped talking.

Juncheng thought for a moment and asked another question: "Then what the hell are you working so hard for?"

This time, "Lousy Name" didn't play coy and quickly gave the answer. It’s just that the answer made Juncheng spit out a mouthful of water.

"To defeat Mo Gaofeng."

Who was Mo Gaofeng? He was the number one expert on the entire server.

Juncheng typed: "Child, your ambition is truly great, heh heh heh! But of course, it's good to have a dream in your heart; this shows you are an ambitious person. However, child, Brother has to tell you earnestly: you can't be unrealistic!”

Once he started ideological education, he couldn't stop. After pausing to shake his fingers, he continued to type furiously: "It's like when I was a child and wanted to be the US President; however, although this wish was beautiful, it couldn't be realized at all. Do you know why?"

"Lousy Name" replied: "Maybe because you should have taken some risperidone and olanzapine, but you didn't."

Juncheng looked at those two names that looked like medicine and was full of questions: "What the hell are those? But that's not important, and the answer is wrong; guess again."

"Lousy Name": "Because you are not American."

Juncheng: "Nationality isn't an issue for me at all; if I wanted to gain American citizenship, I could do it in a minute! Guess again!"

"Lousy Name": "Can't guess, not guessing anymore, I’m going to do my tasks."

Juncheng was a bit anxious. He had never seen such an uncurious brat. No, he absolutely could not let this brat leave just like that; if he didn't tell this brat the answer today, he would burst from frustration.

"Wait wait, let me tell you the answer before you go! The reason I didn't become the American President is that after I grew up, I was no longer young and ignorant; I became wise and patriotic. Think about it: why would a Chinese person go to America to be a president? Even if I want to realize my great ambition of governing the country and the people, I would apply to be the Chairman of our own country!"

"Lousy Name" sent a long string of ellipses, and then said: "Big brother, your thinking is truly disjointed. I think you should go get some risperidone and olanzapine; it’s better for you and your family."

Juncheng looked at those two complex terms and asked: "What exactly are those two things you mentioned?"

"Lousy Name" ignored him, so Juncheng looked it up on Baidu himself, and then he discovered that those two things were famous drugs for treating schizophrenia.

He typed furiously: "You little brat, get out here! Tell me, how do you know the names of these drugs?! And in what way do I look like I have schizophrenia?!"

He repeatedly copy-pasted this sentence until he forced "Lousy Name" out.

"Look at how hysterical you are right now; doesn't this count as schizophrenia?!" "Lousy Name" typed a row of words, "Seeing as you admire me so excitedly, I’ll reluctantly tell you how I know."

This time, there was a short pause before "Lousy Name" sent the reply.

"Because sometimes, I am very sad—so sad that I feel I need them."

Juncheng looked at that line of words on the computer and suddenly didn't know what to say.

After "Lousy Name" returned the other boot, two wristbands, and a pair of battle boxers, the entire server reached the grand and beautiful moment for a collective guild battle and city siege.

The guild Juncheng belonged to was ranked second on the server; the one ranked first was undoubtedly the guild Mo Gaofeng belonged to.

In this siege, both guilds would participate.

Juncheng asked "Lousy Name": "Never seen such a big scene, have you?"

"Lousy Name" didn't care: "How big can the scene be?"

Juncheng educated her: "In today's siege, Mo Gaofeng and his wife Bai Mei will both participate, plus me—all the number one ranked people on the server are here. Isn't this scene big enough?"

 

"Lousy Name": "How did Mo Gaofeng’s wife rank first?"

Juncheng: "She is reputed to be the most beautiful and domineering person on the entire server!"

"Lousy Name": "Have you seen her?"

Juncheng: "No, but that's what those who have seen her say."

"Lousy Name": "Heh."

"Lousy Name": "Then how do you count as number one on the server?"

Juncheng: "My equipment dominates the server!"

"Lousy Name": "Heh, most of your equipment is with me now."

Juncheng wanted to grab his keyboard and smash it, but thinking that the keyboard had excellent performance and would take many days to be shipped from abroad if he wanted to own it again, he took three deep breaths and put it back down.

He was, after all, one of the number one people on the server; he couldn't be too familiar with a little grassroots player.

He decided to educate the grassroots about knowledge regarding the number one on the server.

Juncheng: "Since you’ve targeted Mo Gaofeng, do you know him and his wife in the game?"

"Lousy Name": "Heh, why do I need to know them? Isn't it enough to be able to defeat them? Besides, that Bai Mei is nothing; she just has a high level, but her combat ability isn't strong. The reason she can be unrivaled in the server is just because Mo Gaofeng is protecting her. If it weren't for Mo Gaofeng, I could hack her to death in a minute."

Juncheng felt that this grassroots player really didn't know how to cherish the fairer sex; a man showing such violent desire toward a girl. Besides, she really had no integrity when bragging.

Juncheng: "Young person, you really don't know the height of the sky and the depth of the earth. Let me give you a piece of golden advice: tread lightly, lest you end up in a shell. Your account is small, and you play late, so you might only have a half-understanding of these two accounts. Let me tell you, back in the day, they and an account named 'Tang Hai' staged a magnificent love triangle on the entire server!"

After a long while, "Lousy Name" typed one word: "Oh?"

Juncheng automatically paired this word with an upward questioning tone and excitedly typed: "Back then, besides Mo Gaofeng, there was another big account in the server named 'Tang Hai', who also liked Bai Mei, but he couldn't beat Mo Gaofeng. So Mo Gaofeng married Bai Mei, and ever since that wedding which shocked the entire server, the 'Tang Hai' account has never appeared again."

After a long while, "Lousy Name" replied with three short words: "Is that so."

Juncheng looked at her disinterested reaction and felt very discouraged. He felt that the person on the other side of the computer was truly pitiful; she hadn't even mastered the important skill of enthusiastically gossiping with people. Someone who doesn't understand how to gossip will have no friends around them! And someone without friends, tsk tsk, truly pitiful, truly pitiful.

He thought about it and typed: "Tell me, why don't you return my gear first? You should know that I am the backbone of our guild. Although I don't dare to think about defeating Mo Gaofeng, if I’m fully armed and burn some more money, I might be able to go a few rounds against Bai Mei. But if we go by the current state of equipment—two boots, two wristbands, and a pair of battle boxers—there is no need to think about it; our guild can even skip the struggle. The ending is definitely a loss, a certain loss! Speaking of that pervert Mo Gaofeng, only my jerk childhood friend can handle him! But I’ve decided to break off relations with him, so this time I must rely on my own hands to rewrite this difficult destiny!"

After a while, "Lousy Name" replied: "Don't think too much. Even if I return all the gear to you, you won't make it; your operation is too shitty. I returned a pair of boxers to you so you can protect your vital parts in battle; I’ve already done my best. You should know how to be content and learn to be grateful; don't be insatiable and come asking me for other items with your thick face. If your mom knew you were so thick-skinned, she would be ashamed of you."

Juncheng looked at the screen and got angry.

"You little brat, you’re rebelling, aren't you! Do you still want to grind levels behind Master me!"

When the guilds were fighting and sieging, Mo Gaofeng repeatedly used an ultimate move, which killed all the common people in seconds.

That ultimate move was very complex to operate; currently, besides him, Juncheng hadn't seen a second person on the server who knew how to use it.

Juncheng’s guild was beaten until they were wetting their pants. Just as the tide was turning, "Lousy Name" sent Juncheng a message: "Log on to YY [Voice Chat]."

Juncheng was puzzled; he had used all sorts of coercion and bribery in the past, but the kid wouldn't go on YY. Today, she was actually so proactive. He thought this little grassroots player must have been shocked by the scene she had never seen before and wanted to express her feelings to him directly on YY.

He logged on to YY and found the room number "Lousy Name" threw at him.

Then, when he heard "Lousy Name" start to speak, he was instantly shocked to the point of wetting himself.

This person was actually a woman.

Juncheng felt that "Lousy Name"'s voice was actually quite pleasant. However, the content of what she said made him feel extremely bizarre.

"Grand Chancellor [Da Cheng Xiang]," "Lousy Name" called him by his name in the game, "I will return your armor to you in a moment."

Juncheng interrupted her: "It’s armor [Kai Jia], thank you very much!"

"Lousy Name": "Alright, armor. Actually, with your ass already on fire, why care about such details."

Juncheng felt like flipping the table.

"Lousy Name" ignored him and continued: "After I return your armor, plus your wristbands, your character attributes, your levels, and the gold ingots in your warehouse, you will also be able to use Mo Gaofeng’s ultimate move."

Juncheng was stunned for several seconds and was incredulous: "Wait, what did you say? I didn't quite understand! I can use Mo Gaofeng’s ultimate move? Are you kidding me!"

"Lousy Name" very calmly told him again: "You certainly can use Mo Gaofeng’s ultimate move, but every time you use it, you need to use a batch of gold ingots—in other words, if you want to use the ultimate move, you have to burn some money."

Juncheng still didn't believe it. "Lousy Name"'s tone changed and she became impatient: "Stop dawdling, I’ll guide you!"

She suddenly had a majestic air about her, and Juncheng listened to her instructions and began to operate.

He could never have imagined that he, whose equipment dominated the entire server, would one day obey the orders of a grassroots small account—whose actual user was also a woman.

And he could never have imagined that, besides Mo Gaofeng, he, Juncheng, also unleashed that unparalleled ultimate move! Although others relied on strength to unleash the move, he relied on burning money; however, he still managed to shock the entire server.

In the subsequent fighting, he became a role more eye-catching and conspicuous than Mo Gaofeng.

Many people were flooding the system screen to express their shock: "How could that Grand Chancellor know Mo Gaofeng’s ultimate move?!"

Juncheng couldn't help but laugh wildly at the microphone.

However, he forgot a line the uncles and grandfathers in ancient times used to say: "Extreme joy begets sorrow."

He was too carried away with himself, which led to him messing up the order during operation, and the final ultimate move wasn't released.

Then, he was gorgeously blasted to death by Mo Gaofeng.

Then again, their guild completely lost.

He heard a clatter from the earphones, as if someone hadn't sat steadily and had fallen off their stool.

The city siege event finally ended with Mo Gaofeng’s victory. The gold ingots in Juncheng’s warehouse were all burned up in order to use the ultimate move. But although he had become a pauper, his heart was still ecstatic.

Because—

"I am now the only person on the server who can compete with Mo Gaofeng, wahahahahahahahaha!"

Overnight, he became a popular figure in the game, and the topic of discussion had already surpassed Mo Gaofeng.

Minimizing the game page, Juncheng called "Lousy Name" on YY: "Am I too handsome today or what! I’m even handsome to myself, ah ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Lousy Name"'s voice sounded a bit devastated: "Only a little bit short, and you could have defeated Mo Gaofeng! All your efforts went down the drain, you’re broke as a church mouse, and you can still be this happy—where exactly is your sense of shame!"

Juncheng couldn't be bothered to entangle with her on this problem; right now, he was more interested in another thing: "How do you know how to use this ultimate move?"

"Lousy Name" answered lightly: "Coincidence."

Juncheng indicated that his IQ was very high, don't try to fool him with just two words: "Cut the crap! You aren't Mo Gaofeng’s secret lover or something, are you?"

"Lousy Name" let out a cold snort, and the voice answering him seemed to carry a winter-like chill: "Take some risperidone and olanzapine, okay? If you don't get treated in time, I’m afraid your brain will have a brain matter explosion from all your wild guesses!"

Juncheng said "Not okay," and changed to a new question: "How do you know I have so many gold ingots? Is it because my pure natural noble young master aura, or 'nobility' for short, has infected you?"

"Lousy Name" let out another cold snort: "Nobility? Heh, I only felt your aura of jerkiness!"

Juncheng was very persistent: "Tell me, how do you know I’m so rich and imposing?"

"Lousy Name" gagged and answered: "Don't you top up endless phone credit every month!"

After Juncheng froze for a moment, he was thoroughly shocked.

"How did you know? You investigated me! You opened a 'man-playing-woman' [Ren Yao] account just to get close to me, right?! Do you like me?! Did you have crooked thoughts because you saw I have a lot of money?! I tell you, I won't have an ambiguous relationship with someone who occupied my beloved gear in the game!" he questioned like a machine gun.

"Lousy Name" didn't say anything and directly cut off YY.

Juncheng remained resentful in the silence of the earphones.

"Animal! Admit you like me before you leave, ah ah ah ah ah! Stiffly holding on won't make your chest bigger! Leaving in such a hurry, are you rushing to reincarnate!"

After that city siege, for the sake of the remaining weapons and gear, Juncheng still took "Lousy Name" to level up together. However, by this time, his state of mind had changed slightly. His feelings for her were a bit complex; although he no longer completely looked down on this "man-playing-woman" grassroots account, most of his emotions still fell under the categories of "finding her unpleasant" and "sneering at her."

Who told her to be of such a low level and have such poor character? Even if she happened to know how to use that ultimate move, it couldn't hide the vulgar and evil thoughts in her heart—that she admired him but refused to admit it, so she went to investigate him privately.

The two didn't rely on typing to maintain communication anymore; they started going on YY. And in the process of voice chatting, for the vast majority of the time they were bickering, and only for a tiny fraction of the time were they communicating about the game.

Days passed in a flash, and in the blink of an eye, the New Year was approaching.

One day, "Lousy Name" suddenly said to Juncheng: "You help me with one thing, and I will return all the gear to you."

Happiness came so suddenly that Juncheng couldn't believe his ears for a moment: "Really or not? What matter do you want me to help you with? Let me say first: I am a person with a lot of integrity, don't force me to do things that are sorry to my own body; I know you have coveted me for a long time! I’m telling you, if you have designs on my body, I will never agree!"

"Lousy Name" gave a cold, long snort: "I thank you very much! Even if you paid me extra to do something to your body, I wouldn't bother! Rest assured, it’s not anything difficult; you just need to pretend to be my boyfriend and go home with me for the New Year. As for me, I won't use you for free; after the New Year is over, I will return your gear to you in one lump sum and pay you rent. You became a pauper after releasing that ultimate move a while ago, right? What do you think, consider my proposal carefully?"

Juncheng thought about this proposal seriously.

First, his explosive-tempered mother, in order to control his gaming addiction, refused to give him any more pocket money this month, no matter what. "Lousy Name" was right, he was now a bona fide pauper.

Second, during the New Year, his mother and his "Daddy" had already prepared to go abroad to N for their honeymoon. He had once suggested that he wanted to follow along, but was ruthlessly swept aside by his cold-blooded "Daddy."

Finally, since he had already decided to break off relations with that jerk Li Yifei, he had to have some backbone; he absolutely must not go look for him to spend the New Year together.

In summary, if he ignored "Lousy Name"'s proposal, then he would seem to have to endure the New Year alone—poor, miserable, and bitter…

After thinking about it, he made his decision.

He put on airs and answered "Lousy Name": "I am a person who, all things considered, is soft-hearted. Since you begged me, I will reluctantly agree. However, let’s make it clear in advance: I suspect you have a history of having a crush on me. If you rent me to go home for the New Year, I am only responsible for services at the spiritual level. If at night you make excuses like the rooms at home are small, there aren't enough beds, and insist on sleeping with me, I tell you, I will die rather than yield!"

"Lousy Name" used all her strength and fiercely spat at him.

Before logging off, the two exchanged mobile phone numbers. When Juncheng lay down to prepare to sleep, "Lousy Name" sent a text message asking for his ID card number.

Juncheng alertly returned a text message asking: "What do you want to do?"

The text message "Lousy Name" sent back was filled from line to line with a "Big brother, are you okay?" sentiment.

"What could I do? Buy you a round-trip plane ticket, please! Do you want to pay for the round-trip fare yourself? If you want to, I’m more than happy to fulfill your wish!"

Juncheng immediately sent his ID card number in a second.

Just kidding, he was so poor now, and he still wanted to pay for his own fare? Stop joking!

One week later, two days before the New Year, Juncheng and "Lousy Name" met at the airport by appointment.

When they arrived at the airport, Juncheng rushed toward a short-haired girl who had her back to him.

He approached her swaggeringly and patted her shoulder, mouth still mumbling: "Hey, 'Lousy Name'!"

 

The short-haired girl was startled by his pat. She glared and turned back, glaring at him with a scowl, and replied: "Who are you? Are you sick?!"

Juncheng blinked, feeling a bit confused.

His intuition told him that "Lousy Name" should be this person.

The short-haired girl gave him a fierce roll of the eyes and walked away, leaving him standing in place, stiff and stunned.

Suddenly, his shoulder was patted by someone else.

He turned his head immediately and saw a young girl with a ponytail and a pretty face pouting and smiling at him.

That smile... had a sort of indescribable eerie feeling.

The girl raised her eyebrows and asked him: "Didn't you take your medicine before you left home? You call whoever you catch 'Lousy Name'."

Juncheng looked at her and felt even dizzier: "You are 'Lousy Name'? My god, why do you look so much like a woman! This is very inconsistent with your words, actions, and conduct on the internet! You are so 'manly'—how could you have a long-haired style!"

"Lousy Name" pouted at him: "I tell you, by saying that, you’ve offended not only me but also all the girls with short hair. Do you mean that girls with short hair all have manly attributes?"

Juncheng clicked his tongue twice and shook his head: "No, I mean, not all girls with short hair are manly. For example, Sun Li, although she wears her hair short, she is still a goddess; but you are so manly, so you should definitely have short hair!"

"Lousy Name" shook her head and patted his shoulder with a look of pity: "Big brother, if you have a sick brain, you have to get it treated as soon as possible. A bit later, and you really will be schizophrenic. I’m telling you, don't think too much!"

After boarding the plane, the two exchanged detailed personal information.

"Lousy Name" told Juncheng: "My name is Dang Yu [Party Rain], 'Dang' as in the Communist Party, 'Yu' as in wind and rain without resistance."

Juncheng squinted his eyes and asked: "Are you an orphan?"

Dang Yu glared at him fiercely: "Can you tell me where you, old man, came to this conclusion?"

Juncheng scratched his face and said: "My childhood friend told me—oh right, I’ve already broken off relations with him—he said that generally in orphanages, the boys are all surnamed 'Guo' [State], and the girls are all surnamed 'Dang' [Party]."

Dang Yu endured and endured, but finally couldn't endure it and rolled her eyes: "With your IQ, it’s really impossible to go without equipment in the game, or else you’d die eight hundred times a day! Fine, even if according to what you said, the men in the orphanage are surnamed 'Guo' and the women are surnamed 'Dang', then do you mean these orphans don't grow up? When they grow up, don't they marry and have children? Don't the children they have bear the surnames 'Guo' and 'Dang'? Are these children surnamed 'Guo' and 'Dang' orphans too?!"

Juncheng was confused by Dang Yu’s series of rhetorical questions and blinked rapidly: "That is also true."

Dang Yu looked at him with sympathy: "It’s really not easy for you to have lived to this age with this IQ of yours. Your parents are truly great to have been able to raise you."

Juncheng held his neck high and said "Go away"!

It was his turn to introduce himself: "My name is Juncheng..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Dang Yu.

"I know."

Juncheng was stunned: "Is it because I just told you so you know, right?"

Dang Yu denied him without hesitation: "No." After thinking for a while, she blinked her eyes and said, "You told me before when we were playing the game."

Juncheng fell into a stupor for five seconds; five seconds later, his attitude was categorical: "Impossible! I never said it!"

Dang Yu quickly countered: "You said it."

Juncheng: "I didn't say it!"

Dang Yu: "Said it!"

Juncheng: "Didn't!"

Dang Yu: "Are you confident in your memory?"

Juncheng: "..."

Dang Yu: "Not confident, right? Then what are you stubbornly arguing for! If you argue anymore, you’d better get off the plane before it takes off. I’ll keep the gear, and I’ll save the rent money I was going to pay you."

Juncheng’s tone immediately became sincere: "Ah, I’ll look back and think about it; I will definitely be able to remember that I said it!"

After the plane took off, Dang Yu began to educate Juncheng on her family situation, so that he could have a general grasp of his role-playing.

She told Juncheng: "My mother passed away when I was in junior high school, and then my father found me a stepmother. My stepmother brought a daughter who is the same age as me but younger, so she counts as my sister. My sister told my father and my stepmother that she would bring her boyfriend home for the New Year this year. My stepmother told her: 'You can't do that. Your sister hasn't made any movement yet; if you bring your boyfriend home first, how bad is that.' My sister felt a bit aggrieved and urged me to hurry up and find a boyfriend to bring back, so I had to rent you to take back."

Juncheng said "Oh" and said: "It feels like both your stepmother and your sister are a bit strange."

Dang Yu let out a "heh" and said nothing else.

Dang Yu told Juncheng that her step-sister’s name was Bai Mei, and her sister’s boyfriend’s name was Tang Hai.

Hearing her sister’s name, Juncheng laughed.

"Why didn't your sister just name herself 'Bai Fu Mei' [White, Rich, and Beautiful]!"

Dang Yu rolled her eyes: "Wait until she’s really married to her boyfriend and then talk about it. Otherwise, she’s poor and not qualified.”

Juncheng thought for a moment and asked: "Is her boyfriend very rich?"

Dang Yu’s eyes twitched, and she hummed vaguely before answering: "He’s arguably quite rich; his family does small business. Heh! If he weren't rich, my sister wouldn't be able to dig a wall corner and forcefully snatch him from someone else's hands."

Juncheng clicked his tongue repeatedly: "Your sister is truly not decent!"

Dang Yu slanted a look at him: "Can you put the word 'sister' in front as the subject? Don't make it sound like an ambiguous sentence criticizing me."

Juncheng continued clicking his tongue: "Is your sister pretty?"

The focal point of Dang Yu’s pupils blurred: "Not bad. She’s quite pretty; otherwise, how could she dig someone else's wall corner?"

Juncheng said "Oh": "Is that so. Actually, if a girl who is pretty is not decent, it can be tolerated. But someone like you won't do; you’re too 'manly'!"

Dang Yu looked at him expressionlessly: "Wait until the plane lands and then buy your own ticket back. Your gear and the rent originally planned to pay you can let them vanish with the wind."

Juncheng yelled immediately: "Don't do that! Can't you hear I’m joking? Is your sense of humor negative? I tell you, actually, I was just being hypocritical just now; actually, you are not 'manly' at all; actually, you are a pure 'old lady'..."

Dang Yu glared at him fiercely.

Juncheng, as if he had suffered internal injuries and a fright, swallowed the last word "men" back into his stomach.

After Juncheng really arrived at Dang Yu’s home, he found that not only her stepmother and step-sister were strange, but even her step-sister’s boyfriend was very strange. He felt that the atmosphere of this family was a bit eerie, but specifically where it was eerie, he couldn't say for the time being.

Dang Yu’s sister was a girl who looked very soft and pure, but the way she looked at people was a bit strange. Her boyfriend was also quite handsome, but if compared with him, he felt that he was still several grades lower.

When step-sister Comrade Bai Mei first saw him, her eyes widened and her eyebrows lifted, with a look of "Huh?" on her face.

But soon she retracted the "Huh?" expression and put on a sweet, harmless smile: "Yo, sister, the new boyfriend you found is so handsome!"

"New" boyfriend—this girl’s ability to stress the pronunciation shouldn't be too prominent.

Compared with the eerie enthusiasm in her smile, her boyfriend on the side looked at him with much colder eyes. However, it was very strange; this man actually looked at Dang Yu several extra times.

After exchanging greetings for a while, Dang Yu’s stepmother prepared dinner, and everyone sat down to prepare for the meal.

In Juncheng’s cognition, the family sitting together to eat a reunion dinner should be a very warm and loving thing, which should make people very happy and relaxed. However, he felt that the atmosphere at Dang Yu’s dining table was very bizarre, and Dang Yu herself seemed to be ready to participate in some battle at any time, staying vigilant. He was certain that every nerve in Dang Yu was tense.

Why was she in such a state?

This meal couldn't be described as to why, but it actually made him feel some tastes of "awkwardness."

Juncheng secretly observed while eating. Although those damaging friends around him said his IQ was limited, he felt that he was actually a genius with a super strong sixth sense. Observing words and expressions and so on—as long as he put some effort into it—were actually possible, you know.

Five minutes after the meal started, the atmosphere at the dining table changed suddenly. This change came from sister Bai Mei starting to speak.

"Sister, you weren't single before, so how did you change out a boyfriend in just a few days? Have you always had a boyfriend and you were deceiving us? But what is there to deceive about in this!"

Bai Mei’s voice was sweet and her tone was soft, but Juncheng always felt that he could hear some taste of knives and guns from her words.

Dang Yu smiled at her: "Why would I deceive you? Juncheng and I fell in love at first sight, so the speed was naturally faster." After speaking, she turned her head, looked at Juncheng, and asked, "Right?"

When Juncheng heard the four words "love at first sight," he almost bit his tongue. Seeing her pretending to look affectionately gaze at himself and ask "Right?", his stomach almost cramped.

However, before the stomach had a reaction, the leg already pained him to the point that he almost grinned. Dang Yu was pinching him under the table with enough force to threaten him.

He had to cover up the dual misery in his heart and body, use his full strength to laugh brilliantly, and say to Bai Mei: "Yes, yes! Your sister and I—that’s fate!"

Bai Mei smiled: "Brother-in-law, you are truly interesting."

Interesting my foot! Master me almost had my leg pinched swollen because of one of your sentences!

Juncheng lowered his head and silently swallowed the tears of pain flowing in his heart.

In the time that followed, Bai Mei seemed to have cheated, her voice getting sweeter and sweeter, but the questions she asked becoming more and more annoying.

"Sister, to what extent have you two progressed?"

"Sister, when do you plan to get married? Oh right, you do plan to get married, right?"

"Sister, how much longer will it take for you to be able to afford a house in Beijing?"

Bai Mei’s "sister" call after "sister" call made Juncheng feel irritated inside.

Really strange, didn't her mother teach her that a good girl from a good family should not talk while eating and not talk while sleeping! He looked up and saw Bai Mei’s mother wearing a smiling face, and even with a hint of pride, as if besides her daughter, no one could ask such "good-sounding" questions.

Juncheng sighed in his heart. If he hadn't been rented by Dang Yu with money, he really couldn't have tolerated this pair of strange mother and daughter; he would have long ago slammed the table and stood up. Should one let people eat peacefully or not!

Then, taking a look at Dang Yu’s father, he found that there seemed to be helplessness in his eyes.

And Tang Hai, beside Bai Mei, was changing colors—from blue to white.

Interesting, the person with the biggest reaction was actually him.

For those questions from Bai Mei, Dang Yu resolved them all without changing her expression, with a soft-to-hard approach. Juncheng felt that Dang Yu either had too good a temper or nerves that were thick enough; he was a bit impressed that she was a real "tough guy."

However, a question Bai Mei asked subsequently made him completely unable to sit still.

"Sister, Brother Juncheng is so handsome; he won't be a 'pretty boy' you found to alleviate your loneliness, right?" After speaking, she covered her mouth and giggled, looking innocent.

Juncheng originally wanted to speak up to maintain his dignity, but Dang Yu spoke before him.

Dang Yu scolded her: "Xiao Mei, don't talk nonsense!"

This time, she actually didn't back down in front of her ghostly sister. Juncheng suppressed his anger and waited to see what happened.

"How did I talk nonsense! Sister, what do you mean!" Bai Mei’s voice raised an octave.

"Bai Mei!" Tang Hai, who hadn't made a sound on the side, spoke, "That’s enough!"

Bai Mei turned her head and gave him a wink, smiling sweetly: "What do you mean 'enough'? I was kidding with my sister; why, are you feeling bad for her?"

Tang Hai looked at her, frowned, and said nothing more.

Juncheng felt that this situation was truly getting more and more bizarre; there seemed to be quite a lot of circumstances among this family.

He decided to come out and smooth things over: "Little Sister Mei, your sister is such a good woman; how can I let her support me? I can't wait to hold a handful of renminbi and her as if she were a young grandmother; the premise is that your sister is willing to give me the opportunity." After speaking, he gave Dang Yu a wink.

Bai Mei’s sweet smile stiffened: "Yo, Brother-in-law, you are truly good at talking!"

Dang Yu looked at him with full appreciation.

And in the gap when no one noticed, he said two words to Dang Yu in a voice that a third party could not hear: "Add money!"

Those appreciations in Dang Yu’s eyes instantly vanished, replaced by a look of "I’m deaf, I can't hear."

A meal with turbulent dark tides finally reached the ending state.

Bai Mei was the first to put down her bowl and chopsticks, and said to Tang Hai with a smile like a flower: "Didn't you bring something for Dad? Hurry and take it out!"

Tang Hai put down his bowl and chopsticks and stood up to go to the room; when he returned, he had a box of sea cucumbers in his hand.

Bai Mei took the sea cucumbers and handed them to Dang Yu’s father: "Dad, I wish you good health and a happy New Year."

Dang Yu’s father took the box and thanked him: "Xiao Mei has a heart."

Bai Mei said sweetly: "It should be! Dad, you’ve worked so hard raising me. Your health has also always been bad; me getting you more tonics or something—this is in return for your nurturing grace." She looked at Dang Yu with a smile: "Sister, do you think I’m right?"

Dang Yu’s complexion gradually turned pale. She left in a hurry, and was thinking about Bai Mei bringing Tang Hai home for the New Year, so she was upset and forgot to buy something for Bai Mei’s mother.

Suddenly, she felt Juncheng poking her on the side. She turned her head and saw him winking at an angle only she could see, and saying with his mouth shape: "Add money!"

She was stunned for a moment, and just as she was about to angrily warn him not to mess around, he had already raised his butt and stood up.

He also went to the room, and when he returned, he held a brocade box that was dazzling and magnificent. He walked to the dining table and handed the box to Bai Mei’s mother: "Aunt, this is a little thought from Dang Yu and me; it’s not worth much, but if you find it good to use, Dang Yu and I will continue to help you organize it later."

Bai Mei’s mother took the box with a face full of question marks and opened the lid with a little anticipation. Bai Mei stretched her head to look, and then her complexion changed.

A whole box of top-grade cordyceps sinensis! It instantly killed the sea cucumbers from her and Tang Hai!

While everyone’s attention was focused on visiting the cordyceps sinensis, Dang Yu whispered to Juncheng: "Not bad, Grand Chancellor, you actually have this hand! Where did you get it?"

Juncheng answered her in a low voice: "Before I went to the airport, a friend of my dad’s asked me to take it to his house for my dad. I was too lazy to leave it at home and detour to the airport, so I directly put it in my suitcase and brought it. I didn't expect it to come in handy here; this is heaven’s will that wants me, the Grand Chancellor, to shine wherever I go, ah he he he!"

Dang Yu felt that a black line hung across her forehead.

"Then how will you explain it to your dad later?"

Juncheng said as if he were fine: "Just tell the truth. As long as I make sacrifices for the sake of face outside, my parents will support me! Today’s scene—if they knew that I was defeated in the competition, they would really beat me to death; pfft!"

Dang Yu felt that the people in their Old Jun family were truly bizarre.

After admiring the gift, Bai Mei’s mom thanked Juncheng for the cordyceps sinensis with joy, and the dinner officially entered the rhythm of ending. Bai Mei’s mom stood up to clean up the bowls and chopsticks, and Dang Yu immediately blocked her: "Mom, don't move; Juncheng told me he would wash the dishes after eating." After speaking, she turned her head and looked at Juncheng: "Right?"

Juncheng no longer knew what kind of expression he should wear on his face, and looked back at Dang Yu blankly.

This disaster! He didn't even need to pick up chopsticks if they fell on the ground at home, okay! Now she actually wanted him to wash the dishes?! What kind of person did she think he was?!

He wouldn't yield—no way!

He brewed and prepared to say "No."

As a result, Dang Yu made a mouth shape at him: "Gear!" After a pause, she made another mouth shape: "Add money!"

Juncheng shook his head and stood up: "Aunt, don't move; hurry and go to the room with Uncle to watch TV. Leave it to me!"

Bai Mei’s mom and Dang Yu’s dad rose and went to the living room to watch TV with smiles.

Bai Mei looked at his and Dang Yu’s expressions a bit sourly; after glancing at them, she also raised her butt to stand up, intending to go back to the room, but found that Tang Hai was still sitting there without moving.

She was unhappy and yelled: "Tang Hai, let’s go. What’s going on, you intend to wash the dishes with my sister’s 'new' boyfriend?"

Juncheng felt that the "new" word sounded strange, and quite meaningful.

Tang Hai stood up and left; before leaving, he looked at Dang Yu twice, with a look of wanting to talk but stopping.

Juncheng felt that that eerie atmosphere began to surge in dark tides again.

Dang Yu began to regret letting Juncheng wash the dishes.

On average, he could break eight of every ten bowls and plates.

Standing at the sink, listening to the clattering and looking at the broken bowl fragments on the ground, Dang Yu felt her brain ache.

"You’re doing it on purpose," she said definitively.

Juncheng looked back at her, his eyes clear and sincere like autumn water: "Believe me, if I were doing it on purpose, all ten bowls would be shattered clean, not one would be left!"

Dang Yu felt her liver tremble; she squinted at him: "Compensate for the bowls."

Juncheng rolled his eyes: "You let me wash them!"

Dang Yu ignored him: "Compensate for the bowl money and deduct it from your rent. Notifying you."

"Damn! You even play like this! Believe it or not, I’ll walk into the room right now, tear you apart, and tell them that I’m not your boyfriend at all; I’m actually hired by you with money just because you want face!" Juncheng put the last two bowls in his hand into the sink.

In the lingering echo of his sound, two clattering sounds were heard, and two more broken bowls appeared in the sink.

Juncheng looked at the sink, feeling his two hands didn't know where to put them.

"This, this, this—you said your family’s bowls are so fragile, he he he..."

Dang Yu looked at him expressionlessly: "Tell me, how on earth did you manage to do such a retarded thing?"

 

Juncheng put away the look of having broken the bowls and changed to a face of having given up: "Anyway, if you dare to deduct my money, I’ll rush in and tell your father the truth! It’s the New Year; you better think carefully about whether you want to stimulate him like this, ha!"

Dang Yu gave a cold snort: "If you dare tell my dad what’s going on between you and me, I’ll also go tell your mom how much money you’ve actually smashed into the online game by topping up your phone credit!"

When Juncheng heard this, his shock was close to the soul flying away.

"Damn, how did you know my mom won't let me play online games? Tell me, who exactly are you! Tell me, tell me, hurry and tell me!" He extended his index finger to poke at Dang Yu’s nose tip and asked hysterically.

Dang Yu grasped his finger with one hand and bent it toward the back of his hand: "You said it yourself."

Juncheng was in so much pain he almost cried: "I didn't!"

Dang Yu added some force to her hand: "You said it!”

Juncheng’s voice was almost trembling: "I didn't!"

Dang Yu added double the force, and that finger was enduring the mutilation of others in an anti-human state: "You didn't say it?!"

Juncheng’s voice carried a tearful sound of pain: "I said it! Hurry and let go!"

Dang Yu let go.

Juncheng held his finger and blew on it hard.

Dang Yu pricked up her ears and heard him murmuring to himself while blowing: "What kind of person is she! How can she bully you like this! Look, it’s almost bent and broken! She’s truly worse than an animal!"

Looking at his bizarre look, Dang Yu suddenly laughed.

She originally thought this New Year would be very difficult to pass, but unexpectedly, because of this living treasure, she didn't feel this New Year was hard to endure after all.

After washing the dishes, Juncheng went to the living room to accompany Dang Yu’s dad to watch TV. Bai Mei’s mom, Bai Mei, and Tang Hai went downstairs, and Dang Yu went online in her own small room.

Dang Yu’s father suddenly turned up the volume of the TV, and then turned his head, looked at Juncheng and smiled: "Child, do you have a nickname?"

After Juncheng was stunned for a moment, he blinked: "My friends all call me Big Army [Da Jun]; Uncle, you call me Big Army too."

Dang Yu’s father nodded: "Big Army, I have to entrust you with one thing. If possible in the future, be a little better to our Xiao Yu. She has suffered quite a lot since she was a child, and I, as her father, owe her a lot." When he said the last part, there was a touch of sadness in his expression.

Juncheng thought that since he had accepted people’s money to do role-playing, he should be dutiful, so he hurriedly used his silver tongue, brought out the tricks he used to fool his mother at home, deceiving, intimidating, coaxing, and teasing, and made the old man happy.

This chat with the old man gave him a deeper understanding and cognition of the complex family structure of Dang Yu, and also made the emotion called "surprise" in his perception quickly explode into a mass of excited flames.

So it turned out that Tang Hai was actually a couple with Dang Yu in the beginning!

According to the description of Dang Yu’s father, plus his own integration and reasonable imagination, Juncheng thought the course of events should be like this—

When Dang Yu and Tang Hai were above friends but below lovers, ambiguous and vague but without piercing the window paper, Dang Yu took advantage of the holiday to invite Tang Hai to visit her hometown. As a result, Tang Hai was eyed by Bai Mei as soon as he arrived.

He didn't know when she asked Tang Hai for his contact information. After Tang Hai left, Dang Yu felt that he became more and more distant from her, and not long after, she heard Bai Mei say that she was already with Tang Hai.

Juncheng thought with mixed feelings, when she heard this news, Dang Yu must have felt as if she had been struck by lightning.

He looked at Dang Yu’s father; the old man’s eye sockets were a bit red.

"Actually, Xiao Yu doesn't have a cowardly character. If this happened to others, if another girl snatched her boyfriend, she certainly wouldn't be silent and keep yielding. But this person is Bai Mei. My health hasn't been very good for nearly ten years, and I’ve been relying on Bai Mei’s mother to take care of me. I know Xiao Yu endured it for my sake; she doesn't want me to have no one to take care of me."

Taking a breath, Dang Yu’s father calmed his emotions and continued to say: "I’ve also thought, for the sake of my daughter, I might as well just go all out. Let her be with Tang Hai. If Bai Mei and her mother didn't want it and wanted to leave this family, I would live alone. But this idea isn't realistic after all. My health makes it impossible for me to live independently, but if I went to Beijing, wouldn't that be adding to Xiao Yu’s troubles! So in the end, I couldn't do anything, I could only watch from the side as the younger sister snatched the elder sister’s boyfriend!"

Dang Yu’s father raised his hand and wiped his eyes: "Big Army, I’ve seen Xiao Yu’s sadness for more than a year. Now that she can finally accept a new relationship, I beg you, Uncle, treat her well, okay?" Dang Yu’s father’s eye corners were red, and they were filled with a father’s love for his daughter.

Juncheng was moved and couldn't help but blurt out his promise: "Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely treat her well!"

Before going to sleep, Dang Yu arranged a room for Juncheng to sleep in and helped him make the bed by the way with two quilts.

While making the bed, Dang Yu said: "Let me tell you, these two quilts were drawn from my own bed; that is to say, I shared my quilt with you, I shared warmth unselfishly with you, so you must be grateful to me, you know!"

Juncheng sneered: "Forget it, the relationship between us is a naked money relationship. To talk about gratitude in such a relationship is too pretentious!"

Dang Yu stopped her action of making the bed, picked up the quilt that was already half made and stood up: "Since it’s like this, I’ll take the quilt away. If you’re afraid of the cold, sorry, please spend money to rent a quilt from me."

She walked toward the door holding the quilt and was blocked by Juncheng who opened his arms like an old hen.

"You tell me, how can a person be like this! Why can't you understand a man’s hypocrisy! Do you believe everything I say with my mouth! Can't you use your heart to see what a grateful heart I have!"

He said while snatching the quilt from under Dang Yu’s armpit, threw it on the bed, and came over to push Dang Yu toward the bed: "Come, come, continue making it, help me make it neat, I’ll watch you gratefully by your side."

Dang Yu looked at his rascal-like behavior and rolled her eyes helplessly.

She finished making the bed again and planned to leave, but Juncheng blocked her again.

"Wait a while before leaving; accompany me to chat for a while, Brother. I tell you, I find it easy to be unable to sleep after changing to a new place, but if I chat with you for a while and feel bored, maybe I’ll be able to sleep."

Dang Yu: "..."

Juncheng pulled her to sit down: "Let me ask you a question."

Dang Yu gave a "heh": "Ask, but I don't guarantee I have to answer."

Juncheng clicked his tongue: "Playing like this isn't interesting, ha! I even took cordyceps sinensis to your stepmother to give you face!"

Dang Yu’s eyebrows moved: "Alright, ask, but only this one question."

Juncheng pulled a chair to sit opposite her, looking gossipy: "I know everything about you, Bai Mei, and Tang Hai. My dad told me."

Dang Yu’s face sank: "How come my dad tells you everything!"

Juncheng gave an "ah heh": "Don't blame your dad; he hopes that this time you meet a good man who won't be snatched away by your sister and can be good to you." After a pause, he asked, "Actually, I want to ask you, how did you and Tang Hai meet?"

Dang Yu looked at him and answered expressionlessly: "We met playing a game."

Juncheng immediately clicked his tongue endlessly: "You are truly unreliable! Can you meet a good person in a game?"

Dang Yu glanced at him: "You are right, for example, you!"

Juncheng choked: "I must be excluded!"

Dang Yu gave a cold snort: "Because you are not human?"

Juncheng also gave a snort: "You are really right; I am not human, I am a god—a male god!"

This time it was Dang Yu’s turn to choke: "Big brother, you are so disgusting, do your family members know?"

The next day was New Year’s Eve, and just before twelve o’clock at night, the four young people went downstairs to set off fireworks.

The two pairs set them off separately, and later, for safety, Juncheng went to a farther place to set them off. Dang Yu stood on the side watching, Bai Mei said her stomach hurt and ran upstairs to use the restroom, and Tang Hai waited downstairs for her.

At the moment when the sound of firecrackers was deafening, Dang Yu heard a voice asking her: "You have never logged on to that account again."

She turned her head and saw Tang Hai standing beside her.

She smiled at him: "That is your account, not mine; I won't log on again."

Tang Hai’s eyebrows moved; he hesitated for a moment and asked: "Have you stopped playing this game?"

Dang Yu’s voice was light: "I play, but I am grinding a small account. At your level, you shouldn't be able to notice me."

Tang Hai followed up closely: "Grinding a small account is not easy; I will take you."

Dang Yu laughed: "No trouble, someone is taking me."

Just as Juncheng finished lighting the last firework and was running this way. Dang Yu raised her finger and pointed at him, saying to Tang Hai: "Look, he is taking me." Pausing, she turned her head and looked at Tang Hai, saying clearly word for word, "Oh right, in the game, his name is Grand Chancellor."

Tang Hai was instantly shocked, widened his eyes and asked: "Is it him?!" He muttered to himself in shock, "No wonder, no wonder he also knows how to use that ultimate move."

Juncheng had already run over; he looked at Tang Hai and then at Dang Yu, squinted his eyes and asked: "What are you two chatting about? Why is the atmosphere so eerie?" He looked at Dang Yu and asked, "This beautiful woman, come, tell me, was someone trying to seduce my girlfriend just now?”

Tang Hai’s complexion instantly stiffened. But Dang Yu burst into laughter. That smile, against the backdrop of the fireworks, was truly like a blooming flower.

"Nobody is seducing your girlfriend, just chatting about your girlfriend’s boyfriend."

Juncheng looked at her smile and was stunned for a moment.

This was the first time since seeing her in person that he had seen her smile so brilliantly.

The first day of the Lunar New Year is the day for the Dang family to regularly go and burn incense.

 

At breakfast, Bai Mei said: "Tang Hai has a friend in City X. Tang Hai said he can ask him to borrow a car, but his car is a Buick sedan, which may not be able to hold everyone, so two people have to follow by taxi."

Bai Mei’s mother said: "Oh, we are just going to burn incense, so don't borrow such a good car from someone. What if it gets scratched?"

Bai Mei said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, Mom; Tang Hai’s driving skills are very good. Later we will also buy a car ourselves, and just in time, you help us feel how this car is. If it’s comfortable, we will buy this one."

Bai Mei’s mother was still a bit hesitant: "But two people still have to follow by taxi..."

Dang Yu was about to say that she and Juncheng would take a taxi, but the head of the sentence was intercepted by Juncheng a step ahead.

"Don't be so troublesome. Speaking of which, I remember that I also have a friend here, and my friend’s car is relatively large and can hold all of us." After speaking, he stood up and went out to make a phone call, and after coming back, told everyone "Everything is handled."

Bai Mei’s complexion was not very good, but Juncheng didn't even pay attention to her.

After a while, everyone finished their breakfast and left the house together to go downstairs to wait for the car.

While waiting for the car, Bai Mei smiled at Juncheng and said: "I don't know if the car Brother-in-law called is as comfortable as the Buick? My dad’s and mom’s bodies can't endure the tossing, and they can't stand it if the car is not good."

Dang Yu frowned on the side; she understood Bai Mei’s meaning: If you have the ability to find a car, don't find one that is inferior to ours!

She was a bit worried and quietly asked Juncheng what kind of car he had found.

Juncheng pointed toward a luxury Ford business car that turned the corner not far away and said: "Hey, it’s coming, it’s coming; look, just that one!"

Dang Yu’s chin dropped to the ground. She had seen that business car in Beijing, and it was worth about two million or more.

In this small landscape city in her hometown, there weren't really many people who could drive such a modern and dashing car. She turned her head and looked at Juncheng; this kid was really not low-key at all!

She turned her head again and took a peek at Bai Mei. Bai Mei’s complexion became very ugly and she was complaining to Tang Hai about something. Tang Hai frowned, with patience visible between his eyebrows.

Dang Yu leaned close to Juncheng and whispered: "Not bad, you can have such interpersonal relationships in our city!"

Juncheng jumped with one of his eyebrows: "That’s right! I eat well wherever I go!"

He arranged for the whole family to get in the car, sat in the passenger seat himself, and chatted with the driver for a while. It was clear that they knew each other, but the driver’s attitude toward him was as if there was a touch of respect. Their chat state made everyone except Dang Yu feel quite surprised in their hearts.

After chatting for a while, Juncheng’s mobile phone dinged.

He lowered his head to look.

A row of emotionally rich text words lit up on the screen: "Little calf, your dad asked me to ask you, what are you doing privately calling the branch company’s car?!"

Juncheng tapped the screen with his fingers like a machine gun to act cute: "It’s like this, Mom, I came to City X to play, but someone here is acting like they are something! You tell me, someone dares to act like they are something to the Old Jun family, shouldn't I 'cap' them?"

One minute later, he received a reply: "Must cap them! Mom’s 'Chancellor' [Cheng] baby, next time you encounter this kind of thing, don't use any business car. If we want to cap them, let’s just cap them in the most impressive way! You tell Mom directly, Mom will send our family’s plane to pick you up!"

Juncheng grinned and tapped the screen to work hard to act cute, act spoiled, and act like a good child: "Mom, you are really good! Mom, you are the most beautiful! Mom, I love you! Mom, can you put some money into my card?"

Another minute later, the reply on the screen showed: "Get lost! Give you money to play online games? Wait until I get Parkinson’s and then mention this matter to me! As long as my brain is clear for one day, don't even think about deceiving me into giving you money to play online games!"

Juncheng gave an "Hmph" and put away his mobile phone.

Maternal love is truly hard to fathom; it’s overflowing one minute and lacking the next—truly very annoying...

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, early in the morning, Dang Yu grabbed Juncheng and urged him: "Today, according to tradition, is the day to return to the maternal family. Although both Bai Mei and I are not yet married, we both have to send a gift to her mother."

Juncheng was sleepy: "Oh, and then?"

Dang Yu said: "Previously, we both sent them separately, but this year, both she and I have brought our boyfriends back in form, so this gift should be sent by both of us with our respective boyfriends."

Juncheng thought about it and said: "On the first day we came back, didn't we send it?"

Dang Yu denied him: "That doesn't count; that is a meeting gift. Today is the maternal family gift for the second day of the Lunar New Year."

Juncheng yawned: "Waking me up so early, really annoying! Alright, I know; I will go and organize another maternal family gift for you."

As soon as Dang Yu heard this, her face not only had no joy, but she also became nervous and solemn. She shook Juncheng’s shoulders hard: "Wake me up! You didn't understand my meaning! Of course, I haven't said what my meaning is yet, so you naturally don't understand! Listen to me, I want to tell you that I’ve already taken the time to organize the gift yesterday; it’s a gold necklace, counting as a gift from both of us together. Just don't go out and do any more stunts to steal the limelight! Otherwise, if our limelight covers up the one from Bai Mei’s side, Bai Mei’s mother’s face won't look good, you know or not!"

Juncheng blinked his eyes: "Gold necklace?" He looked thoughtful; after a long while, he rolled his eyes, "How could I be stealing the limelight on purpose? My magnificence is born, and it cannot be blocked even if I wanted to!"

Dang Yu heard it and almost vomited.

Juncheng blinked his eyes again: "Besides, if you don't let me steal the limelight, just say it properly. You don't need to speak dirty words either."

After Dang Yu was stunned, she recalled the "she-mother" [shi ta ma de] three-word thing or something—she began to shake Juncheng frantically at a frequency that could shake a person to vomit.

Calling your mouth 'jerky' again.

After Juncheng got up and finished washing, he said to Dang Yu: "I’m going out for something."

He returned before lunch.

As soon as lunch started, Bai Mei took out a long rectangular red velvet box and handed it to her mother, saying: "Mom, this is a gift Tang Hai and I sent you together—a gold necklace. The style was selected by us together; you can't say it’s not good-looking!"

Bai Mei’s mother took the box and looked at her daughter, unable to close her mouth with joy: "My daughter and son-in-law bought it for me, of course it’s good-looking!"

And on the side, Dang Yu was already stunned.

Yesterday Bai Mei asked her what she planned to send as a gift, saying she wanted to know what Dang Yu was sending so she could avoid it and not send the same. She said she wanted to send a gold necklace. She didn't expect that Bai Mei not only prepared a gold necklace too but also grabbed the initiative and sent it first.

Dang Yu looked at Bai Mei’s beautiful and innocent face, looked at her smiling sweetly at herself, and felt her heart go cold again.

This sister of hers, I’m afraid she won't be able to not target her in this lifetime.

Now, everyone was waiting for her to take out the gift. She sighed, intending to bite the bullet and take out the gold necklace she had prepared.

Just as she was about to stand up, she felt her shoulder being pressed by the person beside her. She turned her head and saw Juncheng winking at herself.

He said to her with his mouth shape: "Add money!"

Then he took out a magnificent jewelry box from under the dining table, turned his head, smiled generously at Bai Mei’s mother, and said: "Aunt, this is prepared for you by Dang Yu and me. It’s a small gift, not a sign of respect, but if you don't dislike it, just make do with it first, and if you encounter something better later, Dang Yu and I will organize it for you again."

Bai Mei’s mother took the box with a face full of question marks and opened it with a little anticipation. Bai Mei stretched her head to look, and then her face changed.

A whole box of top-grade Burmese rubies! It instantly killed the sea cucumbers she and Tang Hai had!

While everyone’s attention was focused on visiting the Burmese rubies, Dang Yu whispered to Juncheng: "Not bad, Grand Chancellor, you actually have this hand! Where did you get it?"

Juncheng answered her in a low voice: "Before I went to the airport, a friend of my dad’s asked me to take it to his house for my dad. I was too lazy to leave it at home and detour to the airport, so I directly put it in my suitcase and brought it. I didn't expect it to come in handy here; this is heaven’s will that wants me, the Grand Chancellor, to shine wherever I go, ah he he he!"

Dang Yu felt that a black line hung across her forehead.

"Then how will you explain it to your dad later?"

Juncheng said as if he were fine: "Just tell the truth. As long as I make sacrifices for the sake of face outside, my parents will support me! Today’s scene—if they knew that I was defeated in the competition, they would really beat me to death; pfft!"

Dang Yu felt that the people in their Old Jun family were truly bizarre.

After admiring the gift, Bai Mei’s mom thanked Juncheng for the Burmese rubies with joy, and the dinner officially entered the rhythm of ending. Dang Yu grabbed Juncheng and dragged him back to the room, grabbing his shirt collar and pushing him against the wall, questioning: "Didn't I tell you not to steal the limelight anymore!"

Juncheng stuck out his tongue and said like a rascal: "Oh, and then watch you also take out a gold necklace and lose face for yourself and your dad?"

Dang Yu’s eyes blurred for a moment, and she had no words to continue. However, after a moment, she tightened Juncheng’s collar again and asked fiercely: "Why do I feel like you seem to have prepared it in advance!"

 

Juncheng unclasped her fingers, straightened his collar, and said: "Of course! Do you think I’m as stupid as you! Don't you allow me to steal the limelight? Pfft! If I hadn't perceived the opportunity, you would have cried if you lost face today! Yesterday, when your White Lotus sister and your wall-grass brother-in-law intended to go to the jewelry store to buy a necklace, I heard it!" When saying the last sentence, Juncheng looked proud: "It seems this is heaven’s will! Heaven wants me to be an invincible hero who doesn't let the villain succeed!"

Dang Yu almost vomited.

She thought for a moment, slanted her eyes at Juncheng, and asked: "Are those gems real or fake? You better not send a fake one to deceive Bai Mei’s mom; if it’s discovered, I can't afford to lose that face!"

Juncheng gave a "Damn": "Look at your knowledge! Just with that Burmese ruby, just by the fact that it radiates such dazzling light, you ask it itself if you want to make it fake!"

Dang Yu’s legs trembled a bit.

"If that thing is real, how much money would it be worth? I’m telling you, I rented you for your person; the object you brought is your own act of will, I’m not paying for it!"

Juncheng rolled his eyes: "Talking as if you could afford it if you paid for it! Pfft! Look at your petty look! Just let you rest assured; I’ll just treat myself as doing charity today—pure, return-free dedication, not forcing you to sell yourself to pay back money or anything, rest assured! Be good, stop shaking, as if you’ve taken medicine, it’s ugly to death!"

Dang Yu snorted and walked out of his room with weak legs.

In the evening, Juncheng received his mother’s text message again.

"Mom’s Chancellor baby, you today had the family’s plane air-ship a ruby to City X; now Mom wants to know, did you win this round or not?"

Juncheng replied: "Must win! With Mom’s ruby, must be invincible under the heavens!"

One minute later, Juncheng’s mother’s text message arrived again: "Mom’s obedient baby, as long as you promise Mom not to play online games anymore, Mom will let you be invincible under the heavens every day!"

Juncheng excitedly tapped the keyboard to type: "Mom, I don't want to be invincible under the heavens every day; Mom, I just want you and Dad to acquire Qian Sheng; I want to see that little jerk Li Yifei kneel in front of me and cry!"

This reply arrived again quickly and decisively: "Alright baby, don't say anymore; Mom and Dad are going for a night swim."

Juncheng gave an "Hmph" and tossed his phone away unhappily.

His mom is truly too annoying; every time she talks about acquiring the Old Li family, she is like this, just as if she didn't hear it at all—truly too little maternal love!

After the third day of the Lunar New Year, Dang Yu and Juncheng set off to return to Beijing.

On the plane, Dang Yu sighed with relief.

This New Year was finally muddled through without danger in fear.

Before getting off the plane, Dang Yu took out a stack of pink tickets prepared in advance and stuffed them to Juncheng: "This is the rent for renting you home for the New Year. Following your request, the price has risen by another 30% from the initially negotiated price."

Juncheng收received the money happily; he earned this with his own labor!

Dang Yu looked at his money-loving look and her mouth twitched: "You said that it’s a matter of minutes for you to get a unique ruby, how can you make yourself so poor that you are so worthless? I’ve gained insight seeing you be able to be so intimate with money!"

Juncheng rolled his eyes at her: "You don't understand; I have a legitimate reason to take the ruby; my mom won't talk about me and is willing to support me. But if I ask her for money to play an online game, she’d be lucky not to beat me to death!"

On the second day after returning to Beijing, Dang Yu returned all the gear to Juncheng and then didn't let him take her to grind levels anymore.

Juncheng looked at those regained precious gear and suddenly had a feeling of loss as if he had lost something; the feeling was just like there was no expectation for anything, and then looking at the stack of pink tickets Dang Yu gave him, his heart suddenly panicked.

This feeling of "money paid, goods cleared" was just as if they would have no relationship in the future.

He clipped that stack of pink tickets into a thick Kangxi dictionary and placed it next to his pillow. The way he clipped the money was particularly boring—he counted clearly; he clipped one hundred-yuan bill every five pages, and after clipping all the money, the dictionary was much thicker than before.

When the auntie came to help him clean up the room, she once tried to help him put the quite valuable dictionary back into the study, and was loudly stopped by him on the side as if he had been frightened.

He didn't let the auntie move that dictionary; he just let it stay next to his pillow all the time. Sometimes he was annoyed and couldn't sleep, so he just threw away the pillow and lay directly on the brick-like dictionary. It felt prickly and was actually quite uncomfortable. However, he didn't know if his "masochism index" had increased again; lying and lying, he was also able to sleep.

In this way, those pink tickets were clipped flat and straight in the dictionary, and the stiffness was just like brand new bills just taken from the bank.

He was still playing games behind his mother’s back, but no matter how short of gold ingots the warehouse was, he had never moved those bills in the dictionary to top up his phone credit.

The days he lived every day were actually the same as before, but somehow, he always felt that there was something that had changed.

He didn't know what "Lousy Name" had been busy with recently, but the time she logged on always couldn't meet up with his. He thought she wouldn't be hiding from him, right, afraid that one day he would ask her for the money for the ruby or something, heh.

Gradually, the things on him that could be exchanged for ingots were all exchanged, and he could no longer squeeze a drop of oil out of himself.

He absolutely couldn't achieve playing the game without burning money, so under the pressure of no money, he simply stopped the online game and began to change to playing CS to relieve his cravings.

He had played CS for a period of time before, until the online game he was playing now rose, and then he sent CS into the cold palace.

He was a true master when he played CS, and this game was the only game where he wouldn't lose to Li Yifei.

But the feeling of playing CS with a bunch of people he didn't know, invincible and invincible without anyone appreciating him, was really too boring.

After thinking, he sent a text message to Dang Yu to harass her: "How about I teach you how to play CS?"

Dang Yu quickly returned a message: "I’m afraid you will cry while holding my thigh when you lose."

Juncheng let out a "ha" and became spirited.

"I will lose?! If I lose, time will be shocked to stillness!"

One minute later, Dang Yu replied: "How about this: if you lose, then if I haven't found an official boyfriend by the New Year next year, you will give me a 20% discount on this year’s rent, and let me continue to rent you home for the New Year."

Juncheng gave another "ha" and tapped the mobile phone screen: "You really know how to make such a big dream; you’re almost going to heaven! If you can really win me, let alone a 20% discount, I will simply act as a '24-filial' boyfriend for you for free next year!"

After this exchange, at dusk after dinner, Juncheng and Dang Yu started to arrange a battle in CS.

Juncheng was full of confidence and was trying to educate Dang Yu on YY before fighting.

As a result, Dang Yu didn't care about his loving guidance at all and sneered: "I know all these things you said, stop talking nonsense and start the war directly!"

Juncheng felt that his loving heart, as the CS supreme winner who first humbled himself to want to teach a rookie, was hurt a little bit. He decided to give Dang Yu some color to see in the game, and let her know that the price of despising the King of CS was being headshot, being headshot, being headshot!

As a result...

After the game started, the person who was constantly being headshot, being headshot, being headshot, was actually himself!

Juncheng was shocked to the point of being crazy!

He shouted on YY: "Dang Yu, did you open a cheat!"

In the picture, Dang Yu cockily changed the gun to a knife, rushed over, and stabbed Juncheng to death one by one again.

"Admit defeat if you lose; if you are not as good as others, you have to serve others. This lesson that I teach you is that there are mountains beyond mountains and people beyond people! Look, I don't even need a gun, and I can poke you to death with just one knife!"

Juncheng almost wanted to smash the keyboard.

"Are you still a woman or not?! Playing CS more 'manly' than a man! Can you still find a boyfriend like this? Stop dreaming! You prepare money to rent me for a lifetime!"

He roared at YY. And in this time, Dang Yu豁dead him twice with a small dagger.

When exiting the game that night, Dang Yu said on YY: "Don't call me again if you play this in the future; your level is so poor, it makes me feel like playing with you is really a waste of time."

Juncheng endured a mouthful of blood that had already surged to his throat and said hoarsely: "If you have the ability, let’s go back to the online game tomorrow, and see how Master uses a big account to torture you to tears!"

So starting the next day, the time Dang Yu appeared in the online game again synchronized with Juncheng.

After the game time was resynchronized, some phenomena made Juncheng feel very unhappy.

For example, if "Lousy Name" teamed up with others to kill monsters and upgrade, he would be very unhappy. He would find reasons by any means to break up that team and use various interest temptations to persuade Dang Yu to join the team he formed.

 

For example, he said: "If you join my team, I will give you my mount to ride! Don't know who has been coveting my mount to the point of drooling!"

Continuing like this, gradually, the gear Dang Yu returned to him actually returned to her hands unconsciously—or he was willing to give it away with both hands.

At the beginning of the month, when the gear was mostly given away and it looked like there would be no more temptation capital, the jerk damage friend he had sworn to break off relations with sent him human warmth.

The company he and Li Yifei opened together returned funds, and there was finally money on his card!

However, although the card was his own, when he applied for the card, under his mother’s coercion, the phone number he left was his mother’s phone number; that is to say, his mother would always know the destination of every cent he spent at the first time. So he couldn't directly top up the game card with online transfers, so he could only make a detour first, top up phone credit, and then use phone credit to exchange for gear and ingots in the game.

The second day after the money arrived, he went happily to top up his phone credit.

When he went, his VIP exclusive customer manager happened to have gone out. He called the customer manager and asked him to find someone else to handle it. He didn't want to wait too long. His customer manager said he would arrange for the lobby manager to find someone to solve this matter.

Not long after putting down the phone, he heard the lobby manager shout loudly: "Dang Yu, Manager Wang went out; there is a VIP customer of his here, you come over to help receive him!"

Juncheng heard the first two words and his mouth opened into an "O" shape.

Juncheng finally knew why Dang Yu knew some things about him before. She was still stubbornly saying that he let them slip—truly disgusting and shameless! Clearly she already knew!

He watched Dang Yu walk up to him with grace. She was wearing a unified uniform with a silk scarf around her neck. Her uniform’s waistline was collected particularly well, wrapping her figure concave and convex.

He felt she looked truly beautiful dressed like this, like a flight attendant.

She pursed her lips and smiled at him. He stared at her with narrowed eyes.

After handling the recharge business, Dang Yu asked: "Need any free gifts, tea again?"

Juncheng gave an "Hmph," looked at her, and said lazily: "Then tea, just right for me to mail to my father-in-law. Doesn't he love drinking it?"

The corner of Dang Yu’s mouth maintaining a professional smile twitched, and she lowered her voice to tease him: "Yo, have a father-in-law so quickly! Who is your father-in-law?"

"Big Army" narrowed his eyes, smiling but not smiling: "Isn't it your dad."

Dang Yu gave a "heh": "Why, do you have an eye for my sister?"

"Big Army" spat: "I have an eye for your sister’s elder sister!" After a pause, he said, "I’ll treat you to dinner tonight, you sister’s elder sister!"

Dang Yu continued to "heh": "What is this situation you have?"

Juncheng rolled his eyes: "I’m trying to hit on you, idiot!"

Dang Yu also rolled her eyes at him: "Wait until you can win me in CS before you talk about this!"

"Big Army" slapped the table: "You have to give me a chance to play with you for me to win you in CS!"

Dang Yu smiled pretentiously at him: "Wait until I win Mo Gaofeng, then I’ll give you a chance to play CS with you."

"Big Army" gave a "Damn": "How can you still not have given up on this dream! Was my American President example given to you in vain! You have to be down-to-earth, sister! For example, have a meal with me tonight or something..."

With money, Juncheng began to buy super powerful gear and give it to Dang Yu.

When sending it, he also attached the following words: "Hurry, seize the time to kill Mo Gaofeng, and then we will fight CS!"

Facing this neurotic patient, Dang Yu could only "heh."

About a month later, a earth-shattering event happened.

Mo Gaofeng suddenly issued a battle invitation to the Grand Chancellor, attracting all server players to watch.

Juncheng accepted the battle invitation and complained to Dang Yu on YY: "Why do I feel like your struggle goal is targeting the fact that I also use that big killing move? He is truly small-minded!"

Dang Yu’s answer to him, however, was wrong: "I haven't told you about the origin of my sister and that brother-in-law, have I?"

Juncheng was stunned and asked: "Ah, isn't the original identity of your brother-in-law actually his own brother-in-law?"

Dang Yu choked and said: "Not just this, you listen slowly, don't interrupt."

"I used to have another account, very powerful—so powerful that you couldn't guess who it is. Tang Hai and I met in this game. After playing the game together for a long time, we had a mutual feeling of cherishing each other. He was quite stupid at the beginning, so I brought him, and together we rampaged across the entire server. What I played was a man-playing-woman account, and he called me brother. Later, it was also during a city siege that we went on YY, and he knew I was a woman. Then we exchanged each other’s photos, and then we had dim, obscure thoughts for each other."

"Later, during the long vacation, I returned home, and he went to visit the city where my home is; we met. When we met, Bai Mei also followed."

"After he came to visit, Bai Mei also started playing that game. She let me bring her, so the three of us together grinded levels in the game."

"Later, suddenly one day, Tang Hai told me he wanted to exchange accounts with me to play. At that time, his account had already been practiced very powerfully, but it still couldn't compare to mine. I asked him why he wanted to exchange accounts; he said he wanted to learn to release a powerful big killing move like me. I agreed, exchanged accounts with him, and taught him how to release the big move."

"Then it slowly developed into Tang Hai using my original big account to take Bai Mei to grind levels. Then again, I knew that they were already together; it was Bai Mei who instigated Tang Hai to make him exchange accounts with me."

"When I knew this, I truly only had a cold smile. Was it necessary? If you want my account, just say it directly, and I will give it with both hands. Game accounts are such things; you don't have the ability to practice from the beginning, but I have one. Why bother with such schemes!"

"I completely withdrew from between them. I don't disdain wanting a piece of wall-grass. Since they put so much effort into teaming up to fool me and exchanged my account, I will practice another account to defeat them, so that they know that that account is only invincible in my hands. Or rather, I want them to understand that I am invincible; the account is just something that can be practiced again if lost."

Juncheng listened quietly from the beginning, getting more and more frightened as he listened, always feeling that something had already been revealed, but it also made him unable to grasp it.

He asked: "Is it very difficult to defeat them after exchanging accounts?"

Dang Yu said: "Yeah, very difficult to defeat. After all, the landscape they now possess is the one I once laid down."

Juncheng wanted to roll his eyes; this girl could be even more disgusting than him when bragging.

"Truly pretending!" He couldn't help but sneer, "How powerful can the landscape you laid down be! Is it possible that you can be even more powerful than Mo Gaofeng?"

As soon as he finished this sentence, Dang Yu’s eerie laughter sounded in the earphone.

Juncheng was irritated by her laughter: "Why the hell are you laughing!"

Dang Yu continued "heh": "I laugh that your IQ is truly low enough to be impressive. Tang Hai and 'Tang Hai', Bai Mei and 'Bai Mei' [Bai Mei]—will it really not trigger your associations? Plus, the ultimate move Mo Gaofeng knows, I taught you."

Listening to her words, Juncheng was stunned. After a full minute, he came to his senses.

He slapped his thigh and screamed: "Don't tell me your 'man-playing-woman' ID is Mo Gaofeng!"

In the earphone, Dang Yu’s laughter was so eerie it could seep out black water: "Congratulations, you finally guessed it right this time! It seems risperidone and olanzapine really saved you!"

And on this side of the earphone, Comrade Grand Chancellor had already been stunned into an idiot.

Two days later, it was the date of Juncheng’s battle response.

Before preparing to respond, Dang Yu said to him on YY: "How about letting me do it today; I have wanted to defeat him for a long time."

Juncheng didn't hesitate and gave the account to Dang Yu.

This time, besides the big killing move, Mo Gaofeng also used a skill that burns money. The Grand Chancellor’s level was much worse than his; when the other party also burned money, Dang Yu clearly felt that she was a bit unable to resist.

And the gold ingots in Juncheng’s warehouse had all been used by him to buy gear to give to Dang Yu before.

In a moment, the Grand Chancellor under Dang Yu’s operation was slapped to death by Mo Gaofeng several times.

Juncheng watched the battle situation, and seeing the Grand Chancellor being slapped to death again, he became anxious.

He picked up his mobile phone and made a call to his dear mother.

"Mom! Mom! Mom! My face is going to be lost in the game; can you quickly give me some money so I can buy skills? If I can win this time, I promise you I will never play online games again! I mean what I say! If I can't do it, let me be without descendants, okay!"

His mother’s roar came from the microphone: "Little calf, are you cursing yourself or cursing me!" After a pause, she said again, "Our Old Jun family’s face cannot lose to others! Wait a moment, Mom will give you the black card to use; swipe it as much as you want; Mom will cover for you for as much as you swipe; in any case, you are not allowed to lose, you know!"

Juncheng hung up the phone happily, happily received his mother’s card number and password, and happily began to burn money to send gold ingots to Dang Yu.

That night, the entire server witnessed a miracle.

A master and a super-master, two people fought to the death using exquisite operations and ultimate moves bloomed by burning renminbi. That battle scene appeared even more brilliant and touching because of its high gold content.

 

And in the end, the winner was actually the Grand Chancellor whose level was much lower.

Not long after that duel, a statement began to spread in the server.

I heard that on the night of the decisive battle, in order to win the battle, Mo Gaofeng burned a lot of money, but didn't expect the Grand Chancellor to be even richer. In the end, in order to resist the wealthy Grand Chancellor, his credit card was swiped to the limit. Thus, while he was walking down from the invincible altar, he received a huge bill from the bank. Later, in order to pay off the bill, his family even sold the villa.

Not long after, Mo Gaofeng and Bai Mei divorced in the game.

On the day of the divorce, Mo Gaofeng announced that unless Tang Hai logged on, he would no longer log on to the game using the "Mo Gaofeng" ID.

The players in the server were boiling.

I originally thought it was a triangle drama, but didn't expect it to be a rotten drama in the end! This is simply a passion that shines after the peaks turn! Ah ah ah ah ah!

While excited, everyone began to discuss who was the real winner in this battle.

The conclusion is that the company that made this game reaped the most profit.

After the battle that night, Juncheng did what he said and truly didn't touch online games anymore. His mother was so excited that she went to the temple to burn incense for three days to fulfill her vow.

And Dang Yu defeated Mo Gaofeng as she wished, and no longer had the interest to continue playing this game.

Having nothing to do, Juncheng asked Dang Yu on YY: "How about we have a CS match?" After thinking, he asked again, "Hey, you tell me, if the two of us play, it shouldn't be considered playing an online game, right?"

Dang Yu’s laughter came over crisply: "Doesn't count!"

They connected to the internet and started fighting CS.

Dang Yu secretly let Juncheng win.

Juncheng shouted happily on YY: "To celebrate this hard-won victory, come on, little girl, Master will take you to eat something good!"

Dang Yu promised with a smile.

Later, Juncheng pulled Dang Yu to play CS every day, and after winning, he took her to eat something delicious.

After about a month, Juncheng said to Dang Yu: "That, my mom wants to see you."

Dang Yu asked: "Does your mom want to give me a check and let me go far away?"

Juncheng shook his head wildly: "Of course not! My mom doesn't love to throw checks at people’s faces randomly! My mom said that a girl who can make her son quit online games must become her daughter-in-law! And she even invited someone to calculate, saying that you and I are a match made in heaven, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Looking at his stupid look, Dang Yu’s mouth twitched: "Doesn't your mom blame me for ruining your family? Letting you burn so much money during the battle that night."

Juncheng’s mouth opened wider: "Didn't I tell you? This game is actually invested and developed by the jerk damage childhood friend I determined to break off relations with."

Dang Yu looked at him, was stunned for a long while, and burst into laughter.

Everyone says stupid people have fortunes; I don't know if they are talking about him or herself.

Taking advantage of her laughter, Juncheng gave her a wink and shouted: "How about it, little girl, let’s be a couple?"

Dang Yu looked at him, and her smile became even more brilliant: "Okay! Anyway, idle is idle, so let’s be!"

Juncheng let out an "ao wu," happily picked up the phone, dialed quickly, and told the other side: "Mom, I’ve got it handled!"

Dang Yu looked at this simple, kind, and slightly stupid man on the side, and for the first time in her heart, there was a heavy, solid, and happy feeling.