Love Has Fireworks - Chapter 45

Chapter 45: A Hunk in a Erotic Dream

The on-site due diligence and restructuring work for the company over at the CBD entered its final wrap-up phase. On the Friday they were pulling out from the site, everyone received an invitation to the wedding banquet of Gui Lili and the Chairman next month.

Holding the bright red, gold-stamped invitation, Qian Fei looked at Li Yifei with a bit of worry.

There was no expression on his face, giving off a very calm appearance.

Qian Fei felt this reaction of his was unnatural. If he truly didn't take it to heart, he shouldn't be this calm; he should either say something nonchalantly or curse out a few lines in anger. In short, he shouldn't be like he was right now, calm enough to make time bend around him.

When she got home in the evening, she stir-fried a few dishes and called the supermarket to have a case of beer delivered to the apartment. Fortunately, to compete for customers with the Carrefour at the crossroads, the supermarket had already launched a free home-delivery service.

With the food and drinks all prepared, Qian Fei pulled Li Yifei over to the dining table. She popped open a can of beer and raised it toward him, declaring a truth of life with majestic grandeur to comfort the frustrated soul in her eyes: "Buddy, there are plenty of fish in the sea, let her run off with whoever she pleases! Don't go brooding in secret, alright!"

Li Yifei glanced at her, picking up his beer but refusing to clink cans with her. After taking a solo sip, he raised an eyebrow and asked, "Which of your eyes saw me brooding?"

Qian Fei narrowed her eyes and patted her chest, "My mind's eye!"

Li Yifei let out a sneer, "Do you even grow such a thing? You're so simple-minded it's practically a birth defect!"

Qian Fei slapped the table, "I said my mind's eye! Not simple-minded!" She proactively brought her beer can over to clink against Li Yifei's. "But at least it's a good thing we've finished the on-site work. We don't have to go back to the CBD to see people and get irritated anymore!"

Looking at her busybody expression, Li Yifei suddenly felt a streak of mischief rise in his heart. "Big Sister Qian, are you particularly worried that I'd feel uncomfortable inside after hearing about Gui Lili getting married?"

Qian Fei nodded, "Of course! You're such a prideful person who values face above all else, how could you stand this?" She asked carefully, "You won't feel terribly uncomfortable inside, right?"

The corner of Li Yifei's mouth tilted up, "No, I actually do feel terribly uncomfortable inside!"

Qian Fei frowned, her face full of distress, "Then what should we do?"

Li Yifei took all the beers out from the case and placed them on the table, lining them up in a row. "Accompany me until we drink all of these dry. Once they're gone, I'll feel better!"

Qian Fei foolishly patted her chest with heroic spirit, "Fine! No problem! Your sister is throwing caution to the wind today. I'll risk my life to accompany this brooding person to the very end!"

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Before they knew it, a case of alcohol was completely gone.

Li Yifei said to Qian Fei, "My brooding is still here. I reckon flushing it out will require another case of beer."

Qian Fei supported her head and said, "Another one? My condition isn't very good today. If I drink more, I reckon I'll be wasted!"

Li Yifei curled his lip, his facial expression presenting a peculiar, ambiguous half-smile. "Didn't you say today that you'd risk your life to accompany this brooding person to the very end!"

Qian Fei frowned in distress, "But if a high-maintenance brooding person like you has to look after a heavily drunk, vomiting version of me in a moment, won't you be even more broody?"

Li Yifei raised an eyebrow, "If you really throw up, I am completely willing to clean up the battlefield for you, how about that?"

Qian Fei slapped the table, "Give me my phone, I'm calling the supermarket!"

A short while later, the second case of beer was delivered.

Li Yifei opened the beer cans with great relish. He didn't know what was wrong with him today; seeing Qian Fei worrying unnecessarily and feeling brooding on his behalf made him genuinely irritated. He especially wanted to get her drunk just to see if she would still have the energy to meddle in his business once she passed out.

Soon, more than half of the second case of beer was gone. Qian Fei was already so drunk she was swaying from side to side, yet she didn't forget to fragmentedly preach and guide Li Yifei: "Young man, you are still young, you are still handsome, you still have plenty of glorious years ahead of you. You must look on the bright side! Face and pride are all just fleeting clouds; only cash is humanity's most intimate little companion!"

Li Yifei supported his forehead, resisting the urge to forcefully shake the shoulders of this meddlesome, spendthrift child in front of him.

He really wanted to tell her that he wasn't brooding at all, nor did he feel he had lost face. That woman had absolutely nothing to do with him now, and it wasn't worth spending a single shred of emotion on her.

But the Holy Mother syndrome of the person in front of him was simply unmatched, firmly believing that he was tough on the outside but bitter on the inside. Listening to her continue to sway while earnestly and basically unintelligibly advising him "to face the entire vast, beautiful, and hopeful forest, and don't just stare fixedly at a single broken tree that has been chopped down and carried away," he really wanted to find something to plug her mouth.

Deciding not to listen to her continuous muttering anymore, he bolted upright, hoisted her up from the dining table just as she was about to slide off, and lifted her into a bridal carry. Taking large strides, he intended to carry her to the big bed in her room and let her just sleep it off.

He placed her on the bed, propped a pillow under her head, and wanted to get up and leave.

As a result, she suddenly grabbed his arm and yanked him down toward her with a violent pull. Caught off guard, his foot slipped, and his entire body pressed down squarely on top of her.

Their faces were instantly incredibly close, to the point where he could almost count how many long eyelashes she had.

Holding onto him, her mouth was still slurring as she fragmentedly told him, "When you're sad, you have to let it out. You can't just pretend to be calm for the sake of face, it's very bad for your health, do you know that? Although you say you don't care, I know! You said it yourself, you guys were together since you were abroad, and you even fell out with your dad for her. Tell me, how could you not care at all when you hear she's getting married! And you value face so much. So I'm telling you, if you're sad..."

Li Yifei found her chattering incredibly annoying. Staring at her ceaselessly moving lips, the blood rushed straight to his head. He absolutely had to find something to plug her mouth! What should he use? Her voice was still whispering and buzzing continuously in his ear, disrupting his ability to analyze. Under the rising heat of the alcohol, he suddenly seemed to lose his reasoning. No longer having the patience to look for anything else, he lowered his head in a vent of frustration and directly plugged her mouth with his own. He blocked her up tightly, and no more irritating sounds came out.

He felt that she, carrying the scent of alcohol, possessed an indescribably mysterious sweetness. He couldn't resist beginning to suck on her lips, and he couldn't help but pry open her teeth to stroke the tip of her tongue.

At first, she still tried to speak with a few muffled sounds, but later she seemed to find it comfortable. She simply closed her eyes, letting him drive straight in, letting him pluck at will, letting him turn things upside down, while she merely relaxed to enjoy and cooperate.

Li Yifei felt this kiss brought him immense gratification. The aroma of wine between their lips and teeth carried a sweet flavor, keeping him sucking and kissing, unable to stop.

He didn't even know what was happening to him. In the past, he wasn't keen on this kind of saliva-exchanging behavior, but tonight he felt this action was so erotic it practically made his entire spine turn crisp and numb. He completely could not stop.

The alcohol made him exceptionally sensitive; he felt his body rapidly undergoing a dramatic change. He felt as impulsive as a reckless boy who hadn't yet experienced the ways of the world. He sucked and kissed her forcefully, his hand instinctively reaching into her clothes, climbing up to her chest, and rubbing around in a mess. Beneath his palm, he lingeringly measured her tender white mounds, which truly lived up to their reputation as a C-cup. He could feel that she instantly became so soft it was like she had melted into a pool of water.

He grew even more impulsive. Blood and alcohol rushed to the top of his head together, his logic having already been cast far away, leaving only a raging fire of desire burning within his body. At this moment, he lost all capacity for thought; there was only a surging, pouring, male instinct about to burst forth inside his flesh.

Driven by this instinct, his lips kissed all the way down along her fair, delicate neck, both hands trembling with urgency as he went to undo the buttons of her shirt. Once her chest was exposed, he panted heavily, kissing her while asking, "Is it okay?"

Yet she gave no answer.

A certain part of his body swelled to the point of pain. Holding his breath, he lifted his head to look at her, wanting her to tell him whether the next step could happen.

As a result...

He actually saw that she had fallen asleep.

She had actually, what the fuck, fallen asleep!!!

Right when she had gotten his desires burning so hot he was caught between life and death, she had actually, fallen, a, sleep!

Li Yifei almost fainted from shock!

He had actually let a woman fall asleep under his handsome visage, robust physique, and perfect skills!

Why did her bad habit of sleeping after getting drunk have to flare up exactly at this moment?!

Suppressing the urge to strangle Qian Fei to death, he buttoned her shirt back up, covered her with the blanket, turned off the light, and shut the bedroom door. Then, feeling incredibly uncomfortable, he unbuckled his belt while walking into his own bathroom. Closing the door, he stripped off his pants, closed his eyes, tilted his head back, and used his hand to release and rescue himself while recalling the feeling of the kiss just now and that patch of snow-white chest.

Afterward, Li Yifei practically beat the wall with a bitter smile.

If Dajun and the guys found out about what happened tonight, he wouldn't be able to face anyone ever again.

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Qian Fei was woken up the next day by Yao Jingjing's phone call. As she clutched her head and answered the phone, she gradually realized one thing: yesterday she had blacked out from drinking again!

Yao Jingjing asked her over the phone what was wrong, why was she so spiritless during their weekly routine bestie exchange, and whether they could still play together properly in the future. Qian Fei quickly explained, "Yaojing, I blacked out from drinking again last night! But it's so strange, I seem to have had a mega-erotic, mega-stimulating wet dream!"

Yao Jingjing let out a howl, excitedly urging her: "Hurry up and tell me the specific contents of this wet dream! Note, you must strengthen the description of the details, you know what I mean!"

Qian Fei supported her head and said, "I just dreamed of a hunk kissing me. That kissing technique, damn it, was simply so good it was brutal! A single tongue managed to get me completely soaked!"

Yao Jingjing asked in a high pitch, "And then? And then?!"

Qian Fei held her head, thinking hard, "And then the hunk touched me. That hand that was setting fires, damn it, rubbed me so comfortably I was about to fall asleep!"

Yao Jingjing deeply and painfully despised her, "Big Sister, have some rationality and intelligence! You were originally already asleep, okay!" After despising her, she continued to ask as if pumped with adrenaline, "And then after that? And then after that?! Did you guys do the deed?!"

Qian Fei pinched her temples and said, "And then after that, I really felt too comfortable, so within the dream, I fell asleep again!" After finishing her tale, she also beat her chest in deep regret, "Oh goodness, Yaojing, tell me, it wasn't easy for me to have a wet dream for once, so why did it have to follow the path of Inception!"

Yao Jingjing was even more frustrated by her failure to meet expectations. "Look at you, you unlucky child, you were just one final push away, why on earth did you fall asleep!"

Qian Fei suddenly felt something was off, "Wait, no, it's just an unfulfilled wet dream, is it worth that much regret? Don't you put on a live-action show with your wealthy lover every single day!"

Yao Jingjing scolded her furiously, "Don't you know what it means to have a unique flavor? And who's putting on a live-action show every day! The two of us aren't that indulgent!"

Qian Fei was caught between tears and laughter hearing this, and asked Yao Jingjing, "Tell me, I was perfectly fine, so how could I have this kind of dream?"

Yao Jingjing told her with absolute finality, "It's because you're lacking a man, you're too starved! Hurry up and find a species with a rod to let off some steam!"

Qian Fei let out a painful roar of "get lost" and hung up the phone.

She looked at her phone; it turned out it was already almost noon. She crawled up to wash her face and walked out of her room. Li Yifei had actually already gotten up and was in the living room watching television, though the volume of the TV wasn't turned up loud.

Qian Fei's cheeks suddenly started burning with fear and trepidation.

The contents of her phone call with Yao Jingjing just now inside the room... he couldn't have heard all of it, right?!

She cleared her throat, pretending to be calm as she asked Li Yifei, "When did you come out to watch TV?"

Li Yifei didn't turn his head, staring straight at the TV as he said, "Just now."

Qian Fei let out an "oh," feeling slightly relieved.

"What do you want to eat for lunch?" she asked Li Yifei while rummaging through the refrigerator.

Li Yifei turned his head to look at her.

"Eat whatever there is."

She turned her head back, "Why are you so easy to... talk... to... today..."

Her voice gradually grew weaker.

Because she saw that the look Li Yifei was giving her was very weird.

Her face instantly became burning hot once more.

"Did you just hear me talking on the phone?!" she asked with a shudder.

Li Yifei looked at her expressionlessly, "If I said I didn't, would you believe me?"

Qian Fei's legs went soft. Supporting herself against the refrigerator, she barely managed to stand, saying with a tremble, "I believe it! And you must believe it too! You definitely didn't hear me talking on the phone! No, I actually didn't talk on the phone at all, everything is just an illusion!" Once she finished speaking, she stumbled and ran back into her room, slamming the door tight to act as a panicked ostrich.

Looking at her tightly shut bedroom door, Li Yifei gritted his teeth a bit.

Not only did she fall asleep yesterday under his pinnacle, superb, erotic, and bone-melting kissing and caressing, today she had actually forgotten all about it! She actually thought it was a wet dream she had with some hunk!

He suddenly felt that waking up before five o'clock and coming to the living room to watch TV—while keeping the volume super quiet for fear of waking her up—was just too, damn, worthless!